A Year in the Life – Day 111

Day 111
Prompt: Truth or dare – which would you choose

Hi Nigel,

‘Hiya! Don’t you just detest that game?’

Depends on who it’s being played with

‘I guess. If it were you, I’d take a dare’

Why?

‘I trust you not to dare something totally dangerous or dumbass’

Is now a good time to say I have a rep for giving dumbass dares?

‘Why even do that?’

Simple, Nige, they are easy to do and not dangerous. Okay the one being dared might feel a twat but they won’t get hurt or have to expose truths they don’t want to

‘I can see feeling a twat as being preferable’

I do get your point about the need for trust though, but that goes for both options

‘Yes, indeed, who in their right mind tells people personal truths if they don’t trust them’

The dumbass who didn’t take the dare I guess

‘Haha! It is a dumbass game’

I know. And gets dodgy when alcohol is involved, which it normally is

‘I don’t get how it works as a drinking game’

Basically, if you don’t take a truth or dare, or screw up a dare, you have to take a shot

‘And the more shots you take the more dumbass you get’

That is the general idea of the game

‘There are better ways of getting smashed off your face’

We know that now, of course

‘Haha! Yes, good old experience talking’

Not that good experience I’d say

‘It’s a t-shirt everyone gets at some point’

That particular t-shirt can be put to good use, I suppose

‘Yeah, mopping up the aftermath’

Exactly

‘And then hope the following morning is a quiet one without a cooked breakfast’

Oh, good grief, that morning after nightmare

‘I know, you can live in the middle of nowhere and somehow it will be noisy’

The dawn chorus doesn’t understand and really doesn’t care that the idiot human had a heavy session the previous night

‘And you love birdsong’

Not when it thundered into my hungover brain I didn’t

‘Haha! Could be worse, much worse’

Yes, indeed. See you tomorrow, Nige

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