Day 96
Prompt: Have you ever been on television?
Hi Nigel,
Hiya! Hell, no and I would avoid it like the plague. Have you?’
Yes, twice, and you are right to avoid it like the plague
‘It is that hideous then’
Yes, and some
‘What on earth made you do it? It seems a bit out of character for you to say the least.’
The school choir and bloody Joseph
‘Come again?’
That’s enough said mate
‘Haha! Have you lived it down yet?’
Totally and there is, thankfully, zero evidence in the archives of TV
‘Didn’t you video it?’
To my eternal gratitude that wasn’t an option back then
‘Haha! Back in the dark ages of the mid-70s then’
Yes, oh they were wonderful
‘You really don’t like technology and media?’
Loathe it, but what can one do but live with it and try and avoid the world of snowflakes it has created
‘Snowflakes being the ones with opinions that get easily offended you would throw to the gladiators as lion feed?’
Haha! I wouldn’t do that
‘Huh, I don’t believe you’
Believe me, I think more of lions than to let them eat snowflakes
‘Ah, your compassion for lions would win out.’
Naturally, they are beautiful, majestic cats, why spoil their diet with retards and fuck wits. Give me some credit, I may not be as animal-orientated as you but really? Besides the gladiators would dispose of them in some delicious gory way without harming any animals
‘The ancient civilizations did have some wicked methods of execution; it has to be said.’
Indeed, they make hanging, drawing, and quartering seem relatively painless
‘Which ones did the spike through the guts and being left to die?’
That special treat was the reward for treason against the mighty Pharaohs of Egypt. I guess you have been reading my books again
‘Haha! You think?
Haha! I know
‘There aren’t many places one can jump from Peter Rabbit to methods of execution throughout history.’
Whatever inspires you, mate
‘It would make awesome but gruesome art – which would be cool’
Nige, you are one sick puppy sometimes.
‘I ain’t the one who bought the book – so woof right back at ya’
Haha! Fair enough. See you tomorrow, Nige
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