Day 119
Prompt: Do you have a before-sleep routine?
Hi Nigel
‘Hiya! Yes, and it may surprise you to know it doesn’t involve sex’
Nigel, I have never thought of you as a bedtime wanker
‘Intimate moments with a tissue are really not conducive to sleep’
Haha! At least you use a tissue, what more can I say. Shall we at least try to answer the prompt?
‘Haha! I think we better try’
So what is this mysterious non-sexual bedtime routine of yours?
‘Apart from the basic evacuations and clean-ups, you mean’
Yes, I think we can exclude the pee in the shower
‘Haha! Bloody cheek! As if I…’
Oh behave, you have
‘So apart from that I like a good book on my bedside table’
So you read until the book banging on the floor wakes you up
‘Haha! You know about that then’
Yeah. I am quite used to that.
‘And the cold cup of Ovaltine that you forgot to drink?’
If it’s a really good book yes.
‘It’s a good sign it’s time to snuggle down and sleep until morning, or the early morning pee, that seems to be a thing for me these days’
Goes with getting older, mate
‘I guess it could be worse’
Oh, much worse
‘Yes, I’m not too keen on reaching the point of wet pyjamas’
Haha! So at which point in your bedtime routine do the pjs go on?
‘Did I miss that bit out?’
Uh-huh!
‘To be honest I’m not sure that’s part of it anyway.’
O-kay?
‘If I’m done for the day, I like getting the pjs and just chilling out’
Yeah, I get you, that’s why I have trackies
‘And save your pjs for writing’
Haha, whatever, no one can see me, and if you want to say that’s unprofessional talk to Noel Coward
‘What sort of dumbass thinks writers have professional attire’
Haha! Exactly. See you tomorrow, Nige
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